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I want goodness, I want sin

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

1:35 pm  •  16 September 2014  •  28,901 notes

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)

1:34 pm  •  16 September 2014  •  506,910 notes

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

11:12 am  •  16 September 2014  •  172,890 notes

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Source: itsbetterthananal)

9:26 am  •  16 September 2014  •  421,650 notes